Site Redesign!

Hey guys! I don't know if you know this, but i'm a huge fan of horror movies and Halloween. In honor of Spooky Month it's only fair that I temporarily redesign the website to have a more spooky aesthetic. Don't worry though as the normal design will shortly return after Halloween.

I also have another announcement, because it is Halloween time, I will be reviewing only horror and Halloween centered films. I hope you enjoy the reviews as much as i'll enjoy watching them!

Movie Review: Pup Star

A rather "ruff" performance

Where do I even begin? From the sellouts at Air Bud Entertainment, comes a new mediocre straight-to-video adventure for all ages, Pup Star. The movie takes place in a world where humans have been able to force evolution onto their dogs which makes them able to speak. Here's where one of the many issues I have with this movie come up. Now that dogs have sentience, how come most of them are still treated as second class citizens, and cats even worse (Put a 'F' in the chat for the most oppressed minority, cats). Well not only can they talk now, but they can also sing, and they seem to really love singing, so much so they have a dog version of American Idol, which is the title of the movie, Pup Star. This movie can only be described as 92 minutes of generic torture, and bad lip syncing. Strap in folks, this is a long one.

The movie opens up with the titular Pup Star audition. There are many singing dogs, but the one the audience has to focus on is the small Yorkshire Terrier, appropriately named, Tiny. The pup is accompanied by her human Lou and Lou's nanny, Ida. Just before the performances however, they shoehorn in a explanation for how all the dogs are able to communicate with humans. It is shown through a quick fake advert promoting the fictional "Evolutionary Dog Treats". Unfortunately this never goes anywhere interesting, to be fair, I would watch an entire movie about the origin of these treats, the ethic issues involved, and... oh we're now back to the singing dogs. Viewers are quickly introduced to the judges of the competition, in which all of their names happen to be dog versions of real singers, such as; Lady Paw Paw, Dog Gnarly, Blake Sheltie, and of course no singing competition would be complete without Simon Growl.

  

After being introduced to the judges, we are also introduced to the obvious villain of the movie, a overzealous and selfish Shiba Inu named Bark, yes, just Bark. As the two time winner of Pup Star, he preforms a very generic rock-and-roll song which somehow manages to completely wow the judges and easily earns him a spot in the upcoming finales that are to be held in New York City. After a montage of other dogs trying and failing to impress the picky judges, it is Tiny's turn in which she sings a song about believing in yourself or whatever. This was almost even more generic then the last song, and yet she manages to win over the panel and earns a "Golden Bone" award, which is her ticket to the finales. No one is more proud of her though then her human Lou. Everything at the moment is going perfectly for everyone, but we can't have a movie without conflict, can we?

While practicing her singing in the backyard with a obviously CGI bird a cat comes by and ruins everything. I can't exactly blame the cat though, it was just doing it's normal cat thing, trying to attack the bird. As the cat now chases the bird, Tiny of course gives chase as well, along with Lou following behind. This is when this innocent movie about singing dogs takes a slightly darker turn. Tiny is captured by a dog catcher (Who really doesn't belong in this world filled with sentient dogs, like the dogs could easily sue him now for emotional trauma or whatever), and as the dog is loaded up into the truck, Lou, who has been riding her bike too fast crashes into the truck, breaking her arm. However, Tiny only sees the collision, and from then on is convinced that her human got killed right there... you know, for kids! At least with the human out of the way, we can focus better on our next group of dogs. As Tiny is thrown into the pound, she is introduced to the other dogs there, a stereotypical Indian dog that is Hindu, a fruity (If you have a better adjective for this character please let me know) Dalmatian named Tune, who can't sing, John Ratzenburger and a tough Labordoodle named Charlie.It is revealed that in the morning Charlie is going to be put down... oh you know, for kids! Luckily Charlie had planned his escape for quite awhile, and at midnight manages to escape, though Tiny follows after him believing to not have anything else to lose other then Pup Star, which she plans to win in honor of her human Lou. Thus the cliche duo of a disgruntled old man and a young spry spirit has been formed!

We now skip forward to the next day, when the dogs arrive in New Orleans to meet one of Charlie's old friends, Big Ears, a blind Hound Dog that can sing the blues. Big Ears teaches Tiny how to sing in that style, of course she learns rather quickly. After that scene, they go to Big Ear's house boat where he tells Charlie that an old flame of his doesn't have much time left (You know, for kid- who am I kidding this movie gets unnecessarily dark a lot throughout the film). The duo needed to skip town anyway as the dog catcher from before now accompanied by a bounty hunter are after them. Charlie and Tiny are luckily able to catch a ride in a hot air balloon with a stoner Bearded Collie named Murray (Voiced by the very talented Brian Hull who deserved better then this dumpster fire). It is from here we get a scene that really annoys me. Throughout the movie are very poor editing skills, but it is here we see the most of it. The dog happens to put his paw on a bongo once, and instead of getting more shots where the paw happens to land it, instead the editors thought it was a good idea to instead take that shot and reuse it, but play it in reverse and flipped. We also get an arial shot with some very un-doglike movements.

Now we divert a bit from the dogs to show the humans. Lou, her father and Ida all come to the dog catcher's building where they see neither Tiny nor the dog catcher, they instead find the dogs from before that got left behind. After the kid whines a little, her father reluctantly allows the dogs to travel with them as they go to New Orleans to catch up with our main pups. They arrive in New Orleans just as soon as the duo had left, though Big Ears lets the family know of their next destination, Nashville. The John Ratzenburger dog also gets adopted by the owner of a barbecue restaurant of course. Now we go back to our main dogs as they arrive in Nashville. It is revealed that Charlie's old friend happens to be famous canine country singer, Emily Rose. Even after being told to stay put while Charlie talks to Emily, Tiny can't help, but to sneak into backstage where she suddenly finds herself on stage with Emily. Luckily for her, everything works out in Tiny's favor and Emily Rose shares a duet with her. Once the concert is finished up, Emily Rose offers them a trip to New Jersey, then New York, so then Tiny won't miss the Pup Star show. The next day Emily Rose reveals to Tiny that Charlie used to be a great singer/songwriter until he gave up his dream after his former partner Bark stole his music and sold him out to the dog catcher. Wow what a twist, who could've saw that coming? (sarcasm btw). The movie also quickly checks back in with Pup Star to give us this cursed image. Also the flamboyant dog and the Hindu dog got adopted because plot.

Emily Rose's human drives Tiny to New York on her motorcycle just in time to for rehearsals. What I don't understand is why didn't anyone seem to care that she disappeared for almost a week, also why didn't the producers of the show or anything just give them airline tickets straight to New York after the auditions and all of this could've been avoided. Tiny stupidly confronts Bark about how he stole Charlie's music, which only leads to her being kidnapped right before the show starts. Charlie of course manages to rescue her, but not quite in time as she had just been disqualified for absence. Though they do arrive just in time to interrupt Bark's performance, and prove to everyone that Bark is a phony. With Bark now disqualified, and understanding of the situation, they allow Tiny to preform. Tiny sings her little heart out about her dead owner, only to find out that she is alive and she is right there in the audience! Everyone loves her song, she wins the competition, bad guys go to jail, God's in his heaven, all is right with the world (Sorry I had to slip in a Evangelion reference at some point during this blog's lifespan). That my friends, was Pup Star.

Overall, Pup Star is rather harmless, but I still wouldn't let any children watch as kids deserve better movies. Just because it has singing, talking dogs in it doesn't mean it's any good. I think it's fair that I can only give this film a 1 out of 5 paws up.

Movie Review: The Cat From Outer Space

Is this what awaits us in Area 51?

Today is the day, the day in which around 2 million internet denizens shall storm the elusive, Area 51 base in Nevada. Will we get to "see dem aliens", and will they be as cuddly as our titular character in this week's movie review? The movie in question is the cult classic live-action Disney film The Cat From Outer Space. The 1978 film takes the beloved combination of cats and sci-fi and makes it the focus of the movie, when a feline like alien is in a race against the clock to fix his spaceship before the rest of his race leave him behind. Luckily our furry hero, Jake (Ronnie Schell as voice and Rumpler and Amber as the purr-formers) is able to get help from military scientist, Frank (Ken Berry), his wacky buddy Link (McLean Stevenson) and his love interest, Liz (Sandy Duncan). By the way, pre-purr yourselves this re-mew is going to be full of cat puns.

The movie opens like how any "space invasion" film does, on a farm in rural America, owned by a old couple. The old farmers are awoken when a mysterious spacecraft lands on their property, and though they do investigate a bit, they quickly make the rational decision to call the US military. Before they arrive however, the ship opens up to reveal just who or what this alien is, a small cat named Zunar-J-5/9 Doric-4-7... okay, maybe Jake is a better name. It is revealed that he had crash landed there, but when trying to call mothership for a rescue he is told that they will not be able to come for him because they are leaving the galaxy in approximately sixty-four hours, which isn't long to repair his ship. Luckily being a cat, sneaking around isn't too hard for him as he manages to sneak aboard a military Jeep as the humans take his ship to a classified hanger believing it to be a Russian air-craft, oh cold war era movies and your conspiracies.

After getting a good idea of his predicament, Zunar sticks around hidden to look for some help. That help comes in the form of Dr. Frank Wilson who catches the cat's attention upon hearing his theory on how the ship must work. The cat follows Frank to office where upon being found, Frank thinking him to be a normal cat accepts him as a buddy and gives him the name, Jake. After successfully invited his colleague and love interest Liz on a date, this is when Jake finally fully reveals himself to the human. Of course Frank is a bit shocked at first, though he takes it rather well after watching Jake demonstrate his powers. They make a deal that Frank will help Jake fix his ship and in return Jake will teach Frank about his spe-cat-acular scientific knowledge.

In purr-suit of advanced knowledge, Frank reluctantly cancels his date with Liz, making the excuse that Jake is sick and needs to see a vet. Luckily despite being a scientist, employed by the US military, Liz buys it (Because God forbid a woman be smart, and beautiful). The two manage to sneak into the hanger, unknowingly being followed by an actual Russian spy, but don't worry that isn't important until the last one-third of the film. Using a spare collar from the spaceship, we are greeted to a scene where Frank spends what felt like five minutes telepathically flying around using the collar (well actually they're using partially visible wires, but that isn't as fun to say, is it?). After some troubleshooting Jake finds out his ship needs a small amount of what he calls "Org 12", which is revealed to be gold. However, it is revealed that they need $120,000 worth of it. No wonder Disney won't remake this movie, in today's terms that's nearly half a million dollars! The two are then spotted and now they must escape the base. After some running around, Frank steals a motorcycle and Jake makes it jump over the fence in a ET-esque manner. Although ET will not have come out until 4 years after this movie's release... wait, did ET steal it's most iconic scene from The Cat From Outer Space!?

The duo return to Frank's apartment disappointed because there is no way they can afford to buy that much gold. They are then interrupted when Frank's moocher of a friend Link comes by to watch a horse race on tv he bet some money on. Jake, at first wanting Link to leave, makes the horse he bet on win the race, using his plot-convenience-collar™. Jake and Frank then get a idea, but first they need to convince Link that the cat is a alien who can win him all his bets. Link at first is very reluctant to believe, until Jake telepathically lifts him up. The three then make tons of bets on three different football games, at first this is a purr-fect plan, until during the second football game they are interrupted by Liz as Frank had rescheduled their date to that day, and she brought along her cat Lucybelle, which Jake promptly falls heads over heels for of course. 

After a series of misunderstandings, Liz brings the resident vet in the apartment building over to Frank's apartment, believing Jake to still be sick. The vet then uses drugs to make Jake fall asleep. After kicking the vet out, Frank has to now explain their cat-astrophe to Liz, who doesn't need any parlor tricks to convince. The four now head off to the folks (mafia) who handle Link's bets to cancel them. Upon arrival though it is revealed it is too late, so they try to come up with another idea. They decide to have Liz play a game of billiards while they gamble away their life savings. Since Jake is still asleep, Frank tries to use it to manipulate the game in their favor, failing terribly. Just when all hope seems lost, Jake finally wakes up, now with their hopes restored, they make the ultimate bet, and as you have probably already guessed, it goes incredibly! Thanks to Jake they win the $120,000 they need to buy the gold, they never show the buying of it though. The movie cuts back to the apartment where Jake uses his powers to shrink the block of gold to what he needs for his ship. The military then barge in on them, attempting to capture them, but are temporarily frozen by Jake. Our group of heroes now head back to the military base where they fix the spaceship. Now it was after this part where my brain officially checked out. 

Remember the spy I mentioned, yeah, that's relevant now. He and his boss kidnap Liz and Lucybelle and hold them hostage, wanting Jake's collar in return. Jake wants to help, but with his ship fixed, he needs to return to mothership now, or be stranded on Earth forever. After thinking it over, Jake selflessly makes the decision to stay on Earth and help save the girls. The military are also chill now, I don't know what happened there. Jake fixes and flies a broken down biplane to have Frank save Liz and her cat who are trapped in a run-away helicopter. After the arial rescue scene that goes on too long, we cut to a courtroom where Jake has not only been declared now a re-purr-resentive of a off-world friendly power, but is also approved to be a citizen of the United States. Jake may like it on Earth, but just wait until he finds out he has to get neutered.

That was, The Cat From Outer Space. Despite it's many flaws and general campiness, it's still rather enjoyable to watch all of Jake's antics, it also helps that he is very adorable. Purr-sonally I would recommend giving this film a watch, and who knows maybe you'll end up joining the niche fanbase for this flick. I would've considered giving it a three out of five, but it's so enjoyable to watch, whether you are laughing at or with it. Though it's not a five either because of the last twenty-five or so minutes of the movie. Thus this extraterrestrial feline earns a humble score of 4 Paws out of 5.

Sick Leave

Sorry no fancy formatting this time as I'm posting this from my phone. Anyway as you can probably tell by the title of this post, I'm sick. I caught the cold and have been feeling like trash, so there will be no review today. I'm sorry for the  inconvenience, I'll try to put out a review as soon as I get better. Thank you for understanding.

Mini Review: It Chapter 2

You'll float 2

The long awaited sequel to the highest grossing horror movie is finally here. Set twenty-seven years after the events of It (2017), Pennywise The Dancing Clown has returned to feast on the citizens of Derry, Maine (Inspired by real life city, Bangor, Maine), but the Loser Club; consisting of Bill (James McAvoy), Beverly (Jessica Chastain), Ben (Jay Ryan), Richie (Bill Hader), Mike (Isaiah Mustafa), Eddie (James Ransone), and Stanley (Andy Bean); are here to stop the murderous clown. I intend to make this review as spoiler free as possible, that way everyone can enjoy It.

The last film was a nostalgia filled coming-of-age story, about seven distinct children coming together to battle their fears that manifest themselves via a cosmic shape-shifting clown (and that's not even the weirdest part of Stephan King lore). It: Chapter 2 builds on this idea, and expands on it, evolving it from conquering basic fears to instead conquer ones inner demons, moving on from the past, and creating new positive memories. The movie also successfully manages to combine horror, drama and surprisingly, comedy. One complaint I do have is that it is a little too CGI at certain points.Another problem were all the unexplained bits and pieces, I can forgive it however as the movie only had a run time of almost three hours. Hopefully a extended cut will clear some of that up. 

Overall, It: Chapter 2 lives up to the hype. Even though there are some flaws in the movie, this horror makes for it with lots of heart and a satisfying conclusion to a terrifying story. I highly recommend seeing this in theaters. I give it 4 paws out of 5!

Although I highly recommend seeing this, I feel like I should point out some trigger warnings. Within the first twenty minutes of the movie there is an extremely graphic depiction of a hate crime against a gay couple and later followed by a equally graphic depiction of domestic abuse, and much later on in the movie there is also a flashback that includes a depiction of sexual abuse. For the photosensitive folks reading this, towards the end there is a moment full of rapidly flashing lights. I myself am not photosensitive, but after a few minutes my head began hurting, so please take caution. I hope these trigger warnings help out anyone who is interested in seeing the movie. 

Anyway, I hope you all have a good time. Until next time, good bye!

Movie Review: Jupiter Ascending

Fails to ascend expectations

Jupiter Ascending is a sci-fi space opera released in 2015 to low box office earnings of around $184 million dollars, and with a budget of something over $200 million, it was a loss for everyone involved. When you think of the Wachowskis, the first thing that will likely come to your mind are the famous Matrix movies, not a space opera that feels like a Young Adult novella. Unfortunately Jupiter Ascending attempts to take the formula used in The Matrix to appeal to a younger audience, which in the end completely falls apart. 

The movie begins on Earth showing two Russian (at least i'm assuming they were both Russian, they never did explain who her dad was) professors at a college falling in love because Jupiter's dad is, umm... good at looking through his telescope? They then cut to them both happily married with a baby girl on the way, and the dad decides that they should name their kid Jupiter because it's the best planet, and little do they know that it's important to the plot. ALL THE SUDDEN RUSSIAN MOBSTERS STORM THE HOUSE, KILLING HIM AND STEAL THE TELESCOPE! Why? Well, we never get to find out, maybe they knew their kid was a chosen one, so they had to kill off at least one parent. The mom then illegally immigrates to America, not sure why, maybe so then they could make an illegal alien joke?

The movie then skips i'm guessing 16 years in the future because these kind of movies always star teenagers. It shows then the daily routine of our protagonist, Jupiter Jones (I know very creative). She and her family work for a cleaning service, cleaning up the homes of rich white people as our angsty teen keeps on saying, "I hate my life". Luckily that isn't her whole personality as it's revealed early on that she is saving up to buy the exact same telescope her dad had on eBay. First off, how did she know what it looked like, she was a fetus at the time. Second, did the Russian mobsters list that telescope on eBay and after all of these years no one else bought it yet? However, she can't afford it as cleaning the McMansions doesn't pay much, and she needs four-thousand dollars for it. 

Something interesting finally happens though. As Jupiter is cleaning up stuff at the home of her client, Katherine Dunlevy, they are suddenly attacked by aliens, the small big-eyed Area-51 type. Instead of helping her, Jupiter instead hides in the closet and takes a picture. The aliens find her though and retreat, but not before erasing their memory of the event. Though they didn't even take her phone away to delete the image apparently because Jupiter still has the picture. Now you're probably wondering, "what the hell?", oh yeah I forgot to mention that before they show all of this, is a scene where Channing Tatum is sneaking around and sniffing documents at a local medical clinic, because he is a half-albino Spock-eared dog man, and can sniff the scent of our protagonist on the paper. Though the documents aren't signed under Jupiter's name, but rather Katherine, so Katherine Ascending? Pfft, you wish, no turns out to be one of those clinics where you can sell your eggs for money (do those places even exist in real life, because if so then I gotta go make bank) and Jupiter understandably wanted anonymity.

Anyway after the aliens leave, it skips to the day ahead in which Jupiter is waiting at the clinic to get her eggs donated so she can buy the telescope. Lo and behold however, IT'S A TRAP! Those aliens from before are there and now they want to kill her. Luckily for her Channing Tatum crashes in gliding around on his anti-gravity roller skates (never thought i'd have to type out that sentence, yet I feel blessed to do so) and beats them up or whatever and saves Jupiter. He takes her to a hiding place as he waits for a spaceship to take them to some place. They play the 'pronoun game' a lot. Jupiter takes this surprisingly well, albeit in a skeptical manner. After some sexual tension, their ship arrives... only to be blown up as we are forced into a five minute chase scene that feels like thirty minutes, it drags on  that long. 

When the chase scene finally ends we are introduced to Sean Bean's character, a human-bee hybrid. I suppose in this case you could call him... Sean Bee-n *Insert laugh track audio here*. Puns aside Sean's character doesn't do much in the film except give exposition, also Jupiter finds out she can control bees. According to Sean Bean, bees are able to recognize royalty, and bees never lie, so that makes her the Princess of Earth (Why did this movie get made?). Uh-oh, here comes the bounty hunters here to kidnap Jupiter. The trio of bounty hunters consist of this cool looking crow dude (I'm assuming he's a crow anyway because of the feathers), a regular guy with a robot eye, and a girl who looks straight out of Harajuku (which is a district in Tokyo, Japan known for their colorful residents and their wacky sense of style). After this scene, these characters are never seen again, at one of their last on screen moments included a part where once they left in a large spaceship, a crop circle was left behind, haha get it, aliens... yeah this movie is pretty bad. 

Jupiter is taken to meet Kalique (Tuppence Middleton), one of the siblings of the Abrasax family, the most wealthy dynasty in space. She explains to Jupiter that she is actually the reincarnation of the Abrasax sibling's mother. Imagine that, one day you're worrying about prom, next you find out you're the princess of Earth and technically have three children. Jupiter of course is confused by it, but at the same time is pretty chill. Channing Tatum comes to the rescue however, though she isn't any danger. Him, Sean Bean and Jupiter now head off to the Space DMV, so she can officially claim her title to Earth. After a long bureaucracy montage, Jupiter reveals to Channing Tatum that even though they haven't known each other for long she really wants to bang, and they say men are like dogs *ba dum tish*. Before things get to awkward, turns out Sean Bean is a double crosser, who could've saw that coming *eye-roll*. Jupiter and her little dog too are taken to her son Titus (Douglas Booth) who had been introduced to the audience earlier in the film having a zero gravity space orgy (fully clothed for the youngsters in the theater of course). 

Titus reveals to Jupiter that the immortality juice they have is Soylent Green, or Soylent Blue in this case as that is the color of it. He also reveals that Earth is a farm, and that the people of Earth are due for harvesting anytime soon. Titus then tells her of his plan to save the people of Earth, but he needs the rights to the planet before he can do anything. This leads to him tricking our gullible heroine into almost marrying him, so that he can kill her and take the ownership of Earth for himself for that sweet sweet space money, also he shot her dog out of a airlock, so that makes him extra bad. Luckily somehow Channing Tatum Magic Mikes himself out of the cold void of space and teams up with Sean Bean and the Space Police who aren't bad anymore I guess, and crashes the royal wedding before it becomes a red one. By the way, is no one going to address the creepy incesty vibes from this part? Jupiter, sweetie, HE IS TECHNICALLY YOUR SON, WHY DID YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA!? At least she got one hell of a cool outfit during the scene I guess.

The movie finally moves on to the third and final evil son, Balem Abrasex, played by Eddie Redmayne, who ironically would go on, two weeks later to earn a Oscar for his portrayal of Stephan Hawking in the movie, The Theory of Everything, a movie I wish I was reviewing instead of this. Hey at least this role earned him a Golden Razzie for Worst Supporting Actor. Honestly though, his Nicholas Cage level of acting is truly what makes this movie. Anyway, turns out Jupiter's family, or whatever were captured by Balem's army of badass anthropomorphic dragons, you heard that right Furries, there are Scalies in this. 

Jupiter is almost duped into signing over the rights to the planet to him before she finally realizes, "oh shit, if I do that, then i'll screw over everyone on Earth", and so she doesn't and before anything bad happens, Channing Tatum comes in and saves her once again. Why have your character face negative consequences, when instead you could have Channing Tatum save her? Remember when I mentioned that Jupiter was essentially a cleaning lady before all of this? Well suddenly she's acting like she has been in combat her whole life as she manages to do what would be impossible for a normal cleaning lady to accomplish. Just before Balem falls to his death, as most villains do, he refers to her as mother again. Now here I was getting my hopes up thinking she'll come up with a snarky one liner like "you're grounded" or whatever, but instead she simply says, "I'm not your mom" and that's it. Then She gets saved by dog man again and they do that thing where you think they're dead, but they're not cliche, which only goes on for less then a minute. 

Finally at the end of the movie, what does Jupiter do with the knowledge and power she gained? Does she reveal the truth about Earth, gives away the cure to cancer, maybe even give her family a better house? Nope. Hey she got the telescope she wanted, I guess, and why use your status as literal owner of the entire planet Earth for good when you could instead go flying with your half-albino-Spock-eared-winged-dog-man boyfriend! Yes, that is correct, he gets wings at the end. Thank god this movie is now over.

Overall, the movie attempts to emulate the successful of The Matrix with a Young Adult twist book twist. However, it fails to ascend any expectations as it feels like an embarrassing fan-fiction written by a fourteen year old girl, who claims, "I'm not like the other girls". One thing I will give the movie however is that it is nice to look at, in certain points in the film, if only the special effects were applied to a better story. I don't think I could make myself watch this again, and so just like the run time being two hours, i'm giving Jupiter Ascending two paws up.

Thank you for joining me on my second review, it was really fun typing this up, despite the movie I had to force myself through. Anyway I'll see you all next week!

Special Announcement!

Some time after posting my first review, I received  feedback stating that if I wanted to do better as a reviewer i'll need a rating system. Taking this into consideration and after some time of thinking about it, I have decided to implement a new rating system. Although, it will be similar to other rating systems going on a scale of 1-5, I will not be using numbers, stars or thumbs up. Instead, i'm going to take a cuter approach, and so I would like to introduce, the all new Paws system! Paws standing for Pawsitively Awesome Way to Score... or at least it would if it was an abbreviation. Anyway, I have another announcement I would like to make! I have an official posting date now! Now instead of constantly refreshing the page to see if there is any new content, you can mark your calendars for every Friday at 10:30 AM. Of course there may be times where I deviate from the schedule and post two reviews in a week, although those surprise bonus reviews will be completely random. 

Anyway, I hope to see you all this Friday for the next review!

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